Does anyone know any euphemisms for FARTING?
Favorite Answer
Anal Salute
Blast the chair
Bottom blast
Break wind
Butt burp
Butt trumpet
Butt tuba
Buttock bassoon
Cut a stinker
Cut the cheese
Cut the wind
Drop a bomb
Flatulate
Float an air biscuit
Funky rollers
HUMrrhoids
Honk
Let a Beefer
Let one
Let each little bean be heard
Mating call of the barking spider
One-gun salute
Pass gas
Pass wind
Poot
Puff, the Magic Dragon!
Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time
Rectal honk
Rectal shout
Shoot the cannon
Singe the [noun] (e.g. carpet)
Step on a duck
The colonic calliope
The gluteal tuba
Toot your own horn
Trouser cough
Trouser trumpet
And there’s the one my ex-husband used to shout:
“Speak, O toothless one!”
Passing gas
don’t know others, except NOT euphemisms
“cutting a rose.”
If you had known my grandmother, you would realize how absolutely hilarious that was!
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