“Yesterday,one of your little space alien friend visited me.” She stared at me angrily and said.”Did you said anything about me to him?”

“Actually, his UFO went out of fuel,so he came to me and asked me if I know any noisy person since he uses the noise level of a person as fuel for his UFO,and the first thing I thought of is you. So, I talked about you a little bit.” I said, “And that is when the space alien demanded that I give him your address….I swear….HE DEMANDED!!”

As I crested a small tree-lined ridge, I found the source. A comical little creature staring at his wreckage turned to stare at me. I was amused at how similar this other-wordly being acted to a plain-Jane human after a car wreck. Upset and utter disbelief at the wreck.

Suddenly, he came over to me waving his large, green finger. He said, “Take me to your leader. I need this reported to my insurance!”

“And that is when the space alien demanded that I give him your address….I swear….HE DEMANDED!!”

In the meantime, how about my favorite space alien music video:

Or this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vySXwJDCnVU&feature=related