Acting as women to flee the mobsters in Chicago Jack Lemmon had dressed as a woman; an old, very old, eccentric millionaire played by Joey Lewis, falls in love with Jack Lemmon in drag.

The very last line of the movie is a classic last line.

Joey says to Jack Will you Marry Me? And Jack says, “you don’t understand, I am a man!” And Joey’s character says, “Well, No Ones Perfect!”

I laugh just thinking about that line.

I like your quote also.

have a great day.

“I’m a little black woman in a big silver box…”

I crack up just thinking about it – the quote’s not all that funny without the visual, but once you have it, it sticks with you.

I don’t want you to die! It’s not necessary.

It’s unethical to harm a patient. However, I can inflict as much pain as I like. Phlox

[Mirror-Phlox to a captured Tholian] Will you kindly die?!

Dr. Jeremy Lucas: You son of a *****!

Dr. Arik Soong: Actually, mother was a chemist.

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Ronald Camp: I’ll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.

Ace Ventura: See that you do. If I’d been drinking out of the toilet, I might’ve been killed.

Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

Ace Ventura: Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911? All righty then.

Richard Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you’re here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?

John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

My other favorite is from *Meet the Parents*

Greg Focker mentioned milking a cat…. yeah, cos “you can milk anything with nipples..” Jack’s reply to this

“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”

Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way

the princess bride

another one

Woody: BUZZ, I WAS A YO-YO!!!

Mr. Potato Head (aside): Was?

Toy story 2