1.Friendship is like peeing on yourself everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling it brings

2.Make a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

3.Men are like parking spots the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

4. Don’t take life seriously, you never get out alive anyways.

5. Having a clear conscious probably means you have bad memory.

6. Eagles may sore but at least weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

7. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

8. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.

Marianne Williamson, Return to Love, 1992

Whether you believe you can or believe you can’t, you’re right.

Henry Ford (1863 – 1947)

A single day is enough to make us a little larger.

Paul Klee (1879 – 1940)

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.

Mason Cooley, O Magazine, April 2004

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.

Carl Sandburg (1878 – 1967)

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Voltaire (1694 – 1778)

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Mahatma Gandhi (1869 – 1948), (attributed)

It is only the ignorant who despise education.

Publilius Syrus (~100 BC), Maxims

To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.

Mary Pettibone Poole, A Glass Eye at a Keyhole, 1938

The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.

P. J. O’Rourke (1947 – )

Just as you comsume me

Broken smile, starless sky

Save it all, Say goodbye

You’re out in left field

And lacking interest

You fight the boredom

But it makes no difference

Your mental health, kid

That’s what’s in question

Keep acting obscure

We’ll keep them guessing

What did you take me for, a fool?

Or were you just too blind to see

That every effort made has failed

And there is no destroying me

I would wait forever.

Until the darkness began to fade

Don’t say u love me unless u really mean it, cuz I might

do something crazy like beleive it.

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because your all the same.

I won’t mess with your head, or play with ur heart, cause I’m a real girl,

and I finish what I start.

Leave me alone

Don’t come any closer

I’m so alone

And you call me a loser

-Aesop Rock, Oxygen-

“Better to die standing than to live on your knees.”

-Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara-

“Women have the power and the responsibility. They are stronger than men psychologically so they can act weaker just to make us feel bigger.”

-Horiyoshi III-

“The mind is its own place, and in iteself

Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.”

-John Milton, Paradise Lost

-Albert Einstein