like

“if u cant defeat ur opponents with ur intelligence then baffel them with bullshit”

UNCERTAINITY CAN NEVER BE THE STARTING POINT OF ANYTHING

and

GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES

and others are like

>> road to the success is always under construction

>>Born free; Taxed to death.

>>If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

>>”Sometimes you eat the bear.

Sometimes the bear eats you”

>>”It is better to live than exist”

>>”Life is 2 short, so live it 2 the fullest”

>>”We work to Live, not live to work”

>>”smile. it confuses ppl. & dance like no one’s looking, sing like no one’s listening, and live like its the last moment”

>>”If you stand for nothing, you’ll fall for anything”

>>”I AM being nice, You should see me when I’m not!”

>>”Love is tender and knows no gender”

>>”You dont know what you have until you lose it”

>>”Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe”

>>”What Comes Around Goes Around”

Thomas Edison – I haven’t failed, I’ve found 10, 000 ways in which it won’t work.

Benjamin Franklin – Wise men don’t need advice – fools won’t take it

Charles Dickens – I am quite serious when I say that I do not believe there are, on the whole earth besides, so many intensified bores as in these United States. No man can form an adequate idea of the real meaning of the word, without coming here. AND I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together.

Robin Williams – See, the problem is God gave men a brain and a Penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.

Emo Philips – when I was a kid I used to pray to God for a new bike then I realised he didn’t work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me!

“How happy is the blameless vessle’s lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d.”

~Oscar Wilde~

“It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you.”

~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Final Problem~

“Love, though said to be afflicted with blindness, is a vigilant watchman.”

~Charles Dickens, Our Mutual Friend~

And here’s one from a movie:

“Death is just another road–one that we all must take.”

~said by Gandalf, in The Return of the King~

Hope you like them!

You can’t expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

Guys are like buses… Another will be along in five minutes.

Don’t hit a guy with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat!

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Anyone who lives within their means suffer from a lack of imagination.

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not the sitter.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

If God had meant us to swim, he would have given us waterproof cigarettes.

What this says is who you are, (son of a president, heir apparent to a thrown, cousin of Bill gates, peasant from Cambodia, etc) should not matter. What matters is what you have been able to achieve – what you do. There are times when what you do makes you who are – Then you are living your calling and close to nirvana.

Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Do not attempt to exit the ride while it is in motion.

….Maxine