A few days ago
Ally

unusual sayings?

can u people give me unusual sayings that u made up, weird and cool … stuff that u would put on a shirt thanks 🙂

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A few days ago
♪♫Lynn♫♪

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ok i didnt make these up myself but i like them

“i know kung-fu, and 50 other dangerous words”

“I like to run with scissors, they make me feel dangerous”

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A few days ago
kr1818
Steven Wright said these…

“Do you think that when they asked George Washington for I.D. that he just whipped out a quarter?”

“A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, ‘Wish you were here'”

“You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

This is unknown…

“The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’- the pig was ‘committed’.”

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A few days ago
coachotis
When I am going away and coming back in a short period of time, I say “I’ll be back in a jiffy”
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A few days ago
cardtapper
I could get up early,

but who wants to eat worms?

What would I have to do

to just be healthy and wealthy?

Would two stitches in time

save eighteen?

Stay back! My cat has a

black belt in karate!

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A few days ago
D
” i went to a brain surgeant and he charged me half-price”
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A few days ago
Anonymous
when iam refuse someone i say make your ears cold
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A few days ago
Anonymous
“Where did you loose your personality?”

“Emo kids make me hungry”

I know, I’m a *****

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A few days ago
RAWR
snoogans yo. dont kick my ***.
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A few days ago
FF’n Momma
FARGIN MASCHUGENAH!!!
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