with the right beat

and get u groovin

along the beat

RE:
I need a funny/cool slogan for a drumline shirt..?
it cant have any sexual meaning…

any ideas?

a. one, but he’ll do it way too loud!

2. Drumline is evil!

3. we have 3 volume levels,

loud, really loud!!!, and so loud it knocks down trees!

4. What do you call a drummer with an off beat sense of humor?

a. Syncopated!

5. life can be a flam drag, other times it’s just rough!

The Star Spangled Banner from the Drummer’s Perspective:

Oh, say can you BOOM, CRASH

By the dawn’s early BOOM, CRASH

What so proudly we BOOM, CRASH

At the twilight’s last gleaming.

Whose broad stripes and bright BOOM,CRASH

Through the perilous BOOM, CRASH

Oh the ramparts we BOOM, CRASH

Were so gallantly streaming…

– Submitted by Alex Tuful

DRUMMER ONE LINERS:

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum. – Ancient Proverb

• What’s the difference between a drummer and a government bond?

Government bonds mature and make money. – Submitted by Karen

• Little Johnny: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a drummer!

Mommy: Now Johnny, you can’t do both. – Submitted by Peiter

DRUMMER JOKES:

http://www.drumjokes.com/

What’s the difference between a drummer and a government bond?

Government bonds mature and make money. – Submitted by Karen

Little Johnny: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a drummer!

Mommy: Now Johnny, you can’t do both. – Submitted by Peiter

What did the drummer say to the band leader?

Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?

What’s the biggest lie told to a drummer?

Hang on a minute and I’ll help you with your gear

What’s the difference between a high school drumline and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing

“Hey buddy, how late does the band play?”

“Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer.”

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Fun thing:

Cool music sites… show to your teachers:

http://www.oddmusic.com/gallery/om24550.html

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QUOTES:

Nothing is more singular about this generation than its addiction to music. -Allan Bloom

Percussion music is revolution. Sound and rhythm have too long been submissive to the restrictions of nineteenth century music. Today we are fighting for their emancipation. Tomorrow, with electronic music in our ears, we will hear freedom. At the present stage of revolution, a healthy lawlessness is warranted. Experiment must necessarily be carried on by hitting anything-tin pans, rice bowls, iron pipes-anything we can lay our hands on. Not only hitting, but rubbing, scraping, making sound in every possible way…What we can’t do ourselves will be done by machines which we will invent. -John Milton Cage

Hope this helps…. good luck. :o)

“A Drummer”

Wakka wakka wakka..

Or..

“We got the beat”