A few days ago
sean

Best quotation you have ever seen? witty, clever, etc?

one of my faves is from Madonna’s “justify my love”- “Poor is the man/ Whose pleasures depend/ On the permission of another”

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A few days ago
Anonymous

Favorite Answer

Never moon a werewolf. (Mike Binder)
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A few days ago
hickcrazy1
This first verse of a very short poem by Emily Dickinson has always stayed in my mind.

Hope is the thing with feathers

That perches in the soul,

And sings the tune without the words,

And never stops at all,

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A few days ago
netra
There are many quotes that I find very witty.

My favorite ones are :-

“If you ever wish to seek yourself, look not in a mirror. For there is but a shadow there, a stranger” – Silenius, Odes to Truth.

“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.” – Hitch Hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.

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A few days ago
Anonymous
My Boss

When I take a long time, I am slow.

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don’t do it, I am lazy.

When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When I do it without being told, I’m trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets.

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A few days ago
april9rockstar
i shall quote a comedian!

i was walking down the street through town, a man and his clipboard stopped me, he said’ ‘sir, did you know that in the time youve been stood here, 3 animals have died in captivity?’

‘okay, i wont stand here then….” it was probably just a coincidence really…

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A few days ago
smokey_crim
the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese…..I have used this one on a number of occasions when i have been late.
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A few days ago
raiha q
The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything
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A few days ago
Gretchen G
Life is like a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.
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A few days ago
cymry3jones
Possibly Spike Milligan’s proposed epitaph: ‘I told you I was ill.’
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A few days ago
Fiona NYC
I like Shakespere’s “Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds”
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