“Yo mama so FAT when she went to IHOP and they called out, “Yo BIG mama party of 10,” she was the only one that got up and went with the waitress!” =<)

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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! I need some good disses, yo mama jokes, or come backs! does anyone know any!?
any kind of yo mamma!

any kind of jokes!

any kind of come backs!

and any kind of Disses! thanks =0

yo mama so dumb that she went to a clippers game to cut her hair

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down

the bridge too

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

i hope this is enough 4 u

lol……………..