There is always music amongst the trees in the garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. Minnie Aumonier

“What a pity to have only one nose.”

Baby said when she smelled the snuff,

“Ker-chew! Dearie me! One nose is enough!”

-or-

A little boy and a little girl

In a garden full of bliss

Said the little boy to the little girl

“Pray give me just one kiss.”

The girl drew back in great surprise

“You’re a stranger, sir” said she.

“But I will give you just one kiss

When the apples grow on the lilac tree.”

The boy was very sad at heart

She was the only one.

The girl was quite remorseful

At the terrible wrong she had done.

But bright and early on the very next morn

He was quite surprised to see

His little sweetheart standing in the garden

Tying apples onto the lilac tree.

This was under an ornament of 3 monkeys. The first had his hand over his ears, the next had his hands over his eyes and the third hand hands over his mouth.

Made quite an impression on me as a 5 year old when I saw it.

Tried to **** but only farted

no matter your goal,

Keep your eye on the donut,

…and,not,on the hole!”