What? Believe me the first day is absolutly nothing, you sit around and learn everyones names, you should skip the second day.

If you fake being sick to much, you won’t be believed when you really are sick. When my son was younger he’d fake being sick, so he’s gone to school and ended up in the nurses office a few times. When he does stay home he is in bed all day, no TV, books, games etc.

I told him if he doesn’t want to go to school it is fine with me, but I’ll be dropping him off at a day labor center so he can start on his career of digging ditches.

I think u should just deal with it. You get to see ur friends, see whose in ur classes. I <3 the first and second day. The rest suck though. But since thats not what u asked. Do this -take a thermometer and hold it next to a 60 watt light bulb. -put a heating pad on ur forehead and cheeks. or blow dry them on the hot setting. -cough, and blow ur nose a lot. -this is bad for u but if u r desperate induce vomiting.

….Why would we do that? School is important and if you miss enough days you will be held back. Who wants to be held back a year? The more days you miss, the more you are scrambling to try and catch up to the rest of your class. Besides, you never know what interesting thing you will miss.

Personally, if there is any reason for me not to miss school it’s because I don’t like the homework pile up.

Ok… first, tell your parents you feel kinda funny… but do not make a big deal out of it…. then like 30 min to a hour later when they arent watching …. go eat some food… soft food…. like oatmeal… yogurt… cheese…. eat as much as you can….. then go into the bathroom and stick your finger down your throat and puke all that **** up… make a mess… puke all over the toliet seat the floor… try to be loud so they hear it…. then… on your last bit of vomit… dont throw it up… hold it in your mouth… exit the bathroom as if your going to get cleaning supplies to clean up your mess… then let it go right in front of your parents…. then go clean up and tell them u dont feel good… tell them ur stomach feels like it just got ****** with a jackhammer….

Option 2: beat the living **** out of yourself… grab a razor blade and start making a bloody mess in front of them until they agree u can take a day off

here is an easy one in the middle of the night make fake throw up out of food put it in the microwave then throw it in the sink that way it looks like you throw up

#2 say you have fever but before you tell them you need to find something hot to rub across your face because when you tell them you have a fever they will feel your.Next when they give you the terminator put it close to a light bulb but remember don’t make it go to high or they wont believe you and don’t use matches to make it o high because then they will know your faking

Lol just go to school, at least your not sitting at work with me for 8 hours! Trust me I was a drop out and you don’t want to make the same mistake, enjoy your school life, becuase you will miss it once your in the real world and you HAVE TO go to work!

Are you 12? What is with the spelling? And turn off the caps little lady, we get the picture!

it’s all about timing. start telling your parents you feel sick NOW.. but don’t be too extreme.. just say ‘ugh my stomach sort of hurts’ and then don’t eat dinner and go pretend to lay down and rest. then in the middle of the night go to your bathroom and then flush the toilet.. then go to your parents room and be like ‘i just threw up and i can’t sleep’ and then they may tell you to take some sort of medicine and then go back to sleep. in the morning your mom will be like ‘are you still feeling sick?’ and then try to act like you wanted to go to school but you’re just not up for it.. say ‘i feel really queezy.. i wanted to see my friends though.. i hate being sick’ and she’ll totally believe you

Take your temp and hold it next to a light-bulb so the temp reads really high, then show it to them. Don’t get it over 105, cause they would take you to the hospital.