Last week I travelled by charabanc to Croydon Aerodrome with the intention of purchasing a ticket on Imperial Airways to Paris’s Orley Aerodrome. Of course I was accompanied by my faithful Remington writing machine, when the Imperial Airways security chappy instructed me to open the case and depress some of the keys. When I remonstrated with him he claimed that I could be a fanatical terrorist (really where do they get these terms and ideas from?) and insisted I depress a few keys to ensure that the platen was not impregnated with nitro-glycerin.

I was so taken aback that on board the Vickers Vimmy I had to pour a reviving cup of Earl Grey from a flask that my man servant had previously prepared.

Now then young man I assume you now know how to type in BIG LETTERS; because from the appalling lack of capitalization in your question you really need to know where that special key is, don’t you!