1} Get a friend to pick up the phone and say “Hello and welcome to the UK Piles hot line, your call is being charged £3.00 a minute please stay on the line”.

2} When you answer the phone Shout “Gerry How are ya me old mukka” insist it is your old school mate Gerry that you haven’t spoke too in a years and ask him alot of embarrassing questions!

3} Say “Hello 999 (or 911 depending where you are from!) emergency please wait a moment while we trace your number!

4} Change your number!

Hope i helped! 😉

be nice to them.. u become boring.

or jsut dotn pick up for 3 days straight, then they will quit