There are a bunch more rules that apparently apply in Minnesota airports, that I’ve never heard of. Apparently, you aren’t allowed to put down property in front of you, where you can keep an eye on it, it’s illegal to be clumsy with your feet, or to dance in anticipation of going. And somehow, a senator swept his *left* hand along bottom of the *right* hand stall wall, which, since I’m not a contortionist, I don’t think I could do on a bet, but the other stuff, I suspect it’s all stuff that I have done, now or then, and I’m sure glad I don’t use restrooms in Minnesota, because they have some really gung-ho cops there with really vivid imaginations. Sheesh. The guy apparently is a pansy, but I don’t find any reason for there to be anything illegal in what he did. But then, perhaps you can catch homosexuality from toilet seats in Minnesota. It doesn’t happen that way here in Pennsylvania, but they have the Mayo clinic up there, and all Pennsylvania has is Heinz ketchup factories.