I was sitting in my garage depreciating, and had to take an oil leak so bad I coundn’t stand it.

I was in the parking lot the other day and it was so hot I thought I was going to blow a gasket! I knew I needed a bath when a truck came by and hit a pothole filled with water from this morning’s rain. Don’t you know I was right in the line of fire when the driver didn’t see it and it got me right in the front. There I stood, all muddy and wet. If that wasn’t bad enough I felt something dripping on my insides too. It was like that acid reflux syndrome I hear them talk about all the time except this felt like battery acid! I felt like I needed a complete overhaul until I saw my neighbor come rattling by in her creaky old pick-up truck! I kind of perked up as she parked that rust bucket next to me. I think I was glad to be the car that I am!

Remember how Lightening McQueen visualized himself at the start of “Cars”?

Something like that

Beep Beep! That’s the sound I would first make into the cool, mmisty air if I was a car!

If I was a vehicle of transportation………….lol.

Maybe you should just start out with a question….something to catch the readers attention….

What would life be like if I was a car…………..

What would the life of a car be like………………….

Is being a car really living life in the fast lane..

If you don’t like em, use the 1st one: If I was a vehicle of transportation……………………again……lol. I like it.

Life is full of wonders. Today I was sitting in my new car. I was wondering what life would be like if i was a car. ………

If I was a car I would be the fastest Mutha Fucka around

youd wanna see what was under my hood

‘I feel like a whore, they just keep on going up in me’