A few days ago
Anonymous

Essay Topic Help?

I have to a write a process analysis essay for english, and I have exhausted every topic I can think of.. I just can’t come up with that perfect one.

I want something comical, such as how to play hooky without getting caught, but not something so simple as that. Any ideas would be helpful, and by ideas I don’t mean, “think of somethign you’re good at” Trust me, I’m going crazy, I really need some substantial essay topics, like a list of two or three topics would be awesome. Thanks soo much in Advance

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A few days ago
the_chief

Favorite Answer

How about:

How to determine if your spouse is cheating on a budget.

How to win “Survivor” without lying or looking like a jerk.

Helping someone win a talent contest with costume and makeup where he will perform “Dude looks like a Lady”.

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A few days ago
Healthy Teacher
this might sound like an oversimplification, but why not try something fun like “how to get your license on the first try/how not to fail your license on the first try” (you can decide if you are trying to get something or avoid something in the process analysis) or “the correct way to bake a birthday cake”. Then you could use the driver’s written test as a source for your essay or you could cite your box of Betty Crocker in your references. I know I would find that creative and amusing to mark.

Good luck.

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A few days ago
Anonymous
How to write a process analysis essay for english without going crazy.
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4 years ago
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i could attempt cloning—its no longer probable a huge theory in maximum childrens minds, so no longer many human beings will do it, in spite of the shown fact that that’s a ultimate subject count to jot down approximately. I unquestionably wrote 10 pages on merely my comments without even attempting demanding or being the coolest author i’m now.
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A few days ago
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“How to convince your parents to let you go out on that first date when they say you’re not old enough.”

“How to convince your parents to let you get your first tattoo.”

“What to do when your report card comes back with F’s”

“Your father calls to say he’s bringing the boss home for dinner and your mother is out of town. He tells you to make something for dinner that’s really good because he’s up for a big promotion.” (Describe the panic and process of finding the cookbook, rummaging through the cabinets and refrigerator, and coming up with the perfect meal to help your father out.)

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A few days ago
howdigethere
Flipping pancakes

Flirting or Getting a date

Bathing a pig.

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A few days ago
Anonymous
what kind of hobbies do you have?

One of mine is painting ceramics- I wrote “How to make a ceramic pet” for a creative writing for children class I took.

Try giving instructions on how to do one of your hobbies.

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A few days ago
Skunk
How to escape prison.

Or how to dismantle a bomb (just in case).

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