Two girls walked down the sparkling, golden street in their heels, bracelets jingling, purses swinging. When they reached their destination, the fragrant produce section of the local market, they both abruptly stopped, their gaudily colored dresses blowing in the wind. What they saw horrified them. The produce salesman was a disgusting old man with an odor resembling that of roadkill and eyes hidden by lenses of sooty glass. This detestable man stood right behind the cart they intended to visit. The stall’s luscious green and red apples, colorful berries, and tantalizing, exotic fruits drew them nearer as the salesman pushed them away. This neutral force allowed the girls just enough time to sidle away to a more aesthetically pleasing stand where the produce was less than what they had hoped for, but in the end, the got their grapes…

Two girls are walking to the market in New York when they noticed a bum on the sidewalk. The one girl says, ” Sir, why are you out here in the weather instead of a home?” The bum did not reply but held up a sign that says “Will work for food. My job went overseas.”

To that the other girl says,” Gee mom I didnt know dads NAFTA would hurt this country so much. You are the Senator of New York, cant you do something?”

The other girl scorned the other and said,”Hey Chelsea, your father did the best he could. His judgement was clouded by that BJ he was getting by Monica. I just wish I had met her first. And no I cant do anything, we are on our way to buy a new pair of shoes.”

They see a really hot cowboy

That’s your assignment, not mine. Take responsibility for your own education.