I did it because i had to. there was no other way out of it. If i didn’t do it i would have been lost forever, but that would only be the case if i didn’t do it after the fact of the past thought. I guess the real reason why i did it is because i am just a normal guy trying to make it in a big world. the pressure of the media was on my back, and the monkey at the zoo told me a secret. but if you asked me if i regret doing it. I would say absolutely not! I’ll do it again if you want me too, but then again, it’s not your decision. but if it was your decision i would do it again, but thats all relative. i guess what i am trying to say here is that every time i do it i will think of the many people who are in brasil and not think twice about backing down. make sense? I thought so. lol

At the time I thought it was the right thing to do. It did pretty much work out but as I look back I could have done it differently. You know, the way they do in Texas. lol. I like this one.

Simply put….because I’m struck by irresistable urges. Being a man, I lack the willpower to control these urges. My lackluster efforts to reign in my actions only result in the drive to do it again and again and again! Oh God! Again!

Ahem…

I’m so ashamed…..but, again, being a man, I’ll get over it.

I did it because at the time and due to high intake of lead paint from toys made in China, this caused my brain cells to malfunction.

‘Cause you asked me to darling. How could I say no to a cute little avatar like that? And you know what? if you asked, I’d do it again… and again… and again, anytime, anywhere, anyway you like it.

It’s so hard when nobody in Texas does that …

…is around.

It seemed like the thing to do at the time.

It’s not like i had a choice, but i had to drive him thirty dirty miles to only discover that I had to drive that thirty dirty miles back.

Wouldn’t you have done what i did?

I want a lawyer

He took my lollipop!

Did I do that?