smarty

tardy

marty

mardi (as in gras)

i could go on forever

Ol’ RETARDY went to a PARTY

tried to breakdance but let out a SHART.

He finally got up

there was a h*ll of an ooze

so don’t just sit there, bust a move!

Their was a middle aged man called Adam He didn’t know quite what to Fathom, for he turned 40 and fell over the edge into knitted cardis,slippers & sweats So he’s gathering his friends before he gets the bends And can’t remember your names… Its his 40th bash and he’s going on the lash so come along for a great day For he’d love you all to party & play… let’s do it before hes cranky and grey Lets celebrate Adams middle age lets give him something to remember before his brain fades away…. Hope it helps, not bad I think!

farty (he farty after downing all them sudz)

hearty (he had a hearty laugh)

party (she party ALL the time)

tarty (she dressed all tarty for Farty Marty’s arty party)