Mathematics- Paris Hilton- I mean come on…the endless comedy in watching her try to teach the subject would be so worth it

Sex Education- No…not Paris Hilton again….I’m gonna go with Ron Jeremy (if you don’t know who that is, look it up…he’s quite infamous…heh) No one knows more about the body than Ron Jeremy…heh heh heh

Home Economics- Martha Stewart- It’s obvious, I know, but I’ve always wanted a chance to heckle that woman

Shop- Jessica Simpson. Similar reason to Paris Hilton, but here you have someone with a head SO empty she’d probably rivet herself to sheet metal every day….I mean, comedy galore here

Sociology- Jeffrey Dahmer….teaching us all how to exhibit cultural faux paus on a daily basis…

History- Jesse Jackson….I could at last teach HIM what the civil rights movement was about and where it’s all escaped him….

German- Arnold Schwarzenegger….the rumor is his German is even worse than his english

Chemistry- Oppenheimer…..Forget about showing baking soda/vinegar reactions…let’s go straight to atomic bombs, shall we?

Psychology- The Marquis De Sade…..any questions? lol!!

2. Mathematics – Einstein of course.

3. Sex Education – Dr. Ruth

4. Home Economics – Martha Stewart

5. Shop – Tim the Tool Man Taylor

6. Sociology – Martin Luther King, Jr.

7. History – Winston Churchill

8. Spanish – Antonio Banderas (for the obvious reasons)

9. Science – Stephen Hawking (Physics and Astronimics)

10. Psychology – Miss Piggy – she’s been running game for years!

Hey Carolsandytoes!! We picked 3 of the same ones. And I don’t even know you.

2. Mathematics – Al Gore

3. Sex Education – Jenna Jameson

4. Home Economics – Martha Stewart

5. Shop – Tim Taylor (character on Home Improvement)

6. Sociology – I’d skip this for extra credit in class #3

7. History – Jesus

8. French- Pepe le Pew

9. Scientology – Tom Cruise

10. Psychology – Hanibal Lecter

Math: Aristotle

Sex Ed: Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith or Lionel Richie (ex-pimp)

Home Ec: Martha Stewart or Rachel Ray

Shop: Jesus for wood shop

Sociology: George Bush (not!) Princess Diana

History: Sylvia Browne (she sees into everyone’s past)

French: Napoleon Bonaparte

Chemistry: Bill Nye the Science Guy

Psychology: Kathy Griffin

The character in the movie teaches a group of young men and a woman, who are lacking in general comprehension skills, how to function better so they can make it through Army Basic Training.

He uses Hamlet as his tool of choice and just from watching the movie and then doing a little bit of research to verify the accuracy of the information presented in the movie, I have a much better understanding of that literary classic then I ever did in High School.

His style for reaching these young people was so non-teacherish that is was in reality very effective.

If there were real teachers who were more like the character, as portrayed by Danny DeVitto, then I think the educational standards in this country (or at least my state) would improve 100% and there would be no more students dropping out of school from boredom.

For Sex Education: How about Former President Bill Clinton! No further explanation needed!

Maths – Mark Ruffalo

Sex Ed – Ryan Gosling

Home Ec – Kate Winslet

Shop – Jensen Ackles

Sociology – Matthew Perry’s character Chandler on Friends

History – Denzel Washington

Foreign Lang. – Catherine Zeta Jones

Social Science – Oprah

Psychology – Matt Damon

2. Mathematics———Albert Einstein

3. Sex Education——-Brad Pitt

4. Home Economics–Lucy Ricardo

5. Shop——————–Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor

6. Sociology————-George W. Bush

7. History—————–Mr. Peabody

8. Foreign Language–Antonio Banderas

9. Science—————Wyle E. Coyote

10. Psychology———Oprah’s Personal Chef

mathmatics-donald trump

sex ed- hugh jackman

home ec-martha stewart

shop-bob villa

sociology-patrick stewart

history- sitting bull

spanish-antonio banderas

biology-hugh jackman

psychology=patrick stewart