SWEET ONIONS: i was playing the sims making magic once, and i had to find onions for a magical recipe. i had spent over an hour looking for one, and i finally found the person who had one. i said, ‘oh sweet, onions!’ and my mom started laughing cuz she thought i was upset…that’s kinda how it started.

Instead of calling someone MF, I usually say “I’m so disappointed in you!” Or “you’re quite the disappointment”

as an exclamation… “dagnabit” or

“OH, for the love of God.” which I often translate into German

Ach, du Leiber Gott. Pls forgive the spelling. I don’t know if that’s taking the Lord’s name in vain or not.

Gee Monetti! is another. As in, Gee monetti that bus almost hit us!

nucken futs

kissed as a piwi (we’re from NZ you’ll figure it out)

putz (excuse the spelling)

And one that I say when I am around children and can’t swear is SFGDSOB – which you can also probably figure out if I space it out S F GD SOB

RE:
What do you say instead of cursing?(not common words)?
NOTE: DO NOT say "crap, shoot, darn, dang, crud" or any of those normal ones. i'm looking for INTERESTING ONES. kthx. dont clog this up.

My son used to say, “Buttered Toast!” in place of any cuss words.