He had been one of her first loves, back in the old country and had now come to Dodge City to pay her a visit, and hopefully rekindle their romance.

Although he was a poor substitute for her former love, Marshall Matt Dillon, she would try to make do with him!

Once in her rooms she prepared him her Tuna Surprise and he had indeed been surprised…… by how AWFUL it tasted!! She watched him take the first bite expectantly. He gagged, then choked, spewing bits of Tuna Surprise everywhere!!

“Well……….what do you think?” She asked.

“Well, whatever it is, the taste is explosive!” He said, not wanting to ruin his chances for any after dinner activities!

Kitty was silently thinking,

“You sound much more intelligent with your mouth shut” but she simply smiled and heaped more food onto his plate.

After a perfectly dreadful dinner and a dessert to die for (literally DIE for!!) The Baron was ready for some action!

He siddled up to Kitty in the kitchen and ran his fingers through her natural red tresses (haha).

“My darling Kitty…..I liked you before…but now I’m crazy over yooooooou” He trailed butterfly kisses down her neck, while steering her towards the bedroom. Kitty was VERY responsive and all seemed to be going well when a piercing yell sounded outside kitty’s front window!

“Hee Haw…… I love you, baby”

Kitty and Lars looked out the window. “Who is THAT?” asked Lars, eyes glued to the yellow bloomered figure astride a horse.

Just then a tall rugged cowboy pulled his horse up alongside the woman on her horse, and they kissed passionately.

“WOW…Who are they” He asked again.

kitty scowled. “They’re the dry winds that blow in from the prairie” she said, dropping the blind and pulling Lars away from the window and towards her room. He looked confused.

“The man is the town Marshall, Matt Dillon and the woman is his girlfriend Sunshine MacGillacutty” she said, making an evil face. He sensed, from her look, that anymore talk on this particular subject , would end any prospects of fun for the rest of the night. He smiled down on her , lifting her up into his arms and carrying her to the bedroom. They had a WONDERFUL time, wild and crazy, just like Dodge City on a Saturday night!