Does everyone have enough ‘room or has it’ gotten so crowded we need to ‘roll out those lazy’ boy chairs from the back? No, y’all comfy? Alright. Did you have trouble parking? Kinda tough out there. Ya really gotta ‘rally round the flag boys’ if you wanna get a space. How’s the sushi by the way did you get some of what you like? No? I’m sorry, you say you don’t like fish eggs? Well you know how these little sushi boats work right, you just wait till the one you want floats by and then you grab it. Too shy eh? Here let me help you out there. No, you don’t want that one it’s got ‘roe… roe… roe… your boat’ is right here sir, there you go!

You sir, what’s your name? They call you “Crazy?” wow, and your last name? “Daizov.” So you’re Russian, Ah those crazy Russians! And you Miss are you with him? I see, Nice couple, and your name? “Summer” what a lovely name, and what a lovely couple. Ladies and gentlemen I’d like you to meet ‘Crazy Daizov, Summer’

alright nice warm round of applause. Now just a minute Sir you in the back, are you asleep? Uh huh, just doin’ a little REMin’ eh? Well try ‘REMin’ ‘is for a while’, buddy! yeah, I got yer REMin’ right here! What a bum. Anyway, sorry we don’t have the Nelson Riddle orchestra for you tonight yeah, he was suppose to be here but he had a gig in Saudi Arabia so… ‘Riddle’s in the sand’ and he can’t make it but that’s okay cause Tuesdays through Sundays are ‘Ray Knee days and Mondays’ I have the night off. So let’s kick it off! I’m Ray Knee! …a-one …a-two a-one, two, three, four…