2. Think twice. Speak once.

3. Six apples a day keeps eight doctors away ( 1 1/3 doctors kept away per apple)

4. People who knead people are … massage therapists!

5. Klingon proverb: Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, prepare to die! (I didn’t make this one up, but couldn’t resist!)

Or maybe GWB’s version – “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me… fool me twice… [pause] We can’t get fooled again!”

2. Measure, cut, whoops.

3. Garlic a day keeps the doctor way away.

4. People who need peepholes are the perverted people in

the world.

5. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I’ll beat

the crap out of you.

2: Procrastinator’s Motto: Measure twice, cut one of these days.

3: An Apple a day keeps Bill Gates at bay.

4: Paxil: Because people who need people are the loneliest people in the world.

5: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… you better watch your back!

2) Measure twice, cut once. Then curse because both measurements were different and they were wrong.

3) An apple a day keeps the grocery store in business.

4) People who need people are neurotic.

5) Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — can’t get fooled again (okay, that’s Dubya’s finest moment, but really, how can you do it better).

2. measure twice, add the two numbers then you have

plenty of margin for error.

3. Doctors recommended treatment for tapeworm: shove an apple a day up your **** for a week. On the 8th day, don’t do it and when the tapeworm pokes his head out and says: “Hey! Where’s my apple!?” the early bird gets him.

4. I may have multiple personalities, but I’m good people.

5. Fool around with me once? YEAH! WELL SHAME TO YOU, YA SHTUPID SHLUT!!!

The early bird gets stuck in rush hour traffic.

2. Measure twice. Cut once.

My doctor says Mylanta.

3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If you can hit him squarely between the eyes.

4. People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. Co-dependence kills.

5. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me three times shame on you Fool me four times shame on me Fool me five times Fool me six times shame on me Fool me seven times shame on me