He said: every cloud is full of rain.

2. She said: Waste not, want not.

He said: have not, fix not.

3. She said: There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

He said: there’s more than one way to cook a steak… isn’t there?

4. She said: Well, that’s like the pot calling the kettle black.

He said: that’s like a lawyer calling a politician a liar.

5. She said: Spit in one hand and wish in the other. See which on fills up first.

He said: blow your nose in one hand, and wish in the other. see which one grosses you out first.

He said: Yes, pollution is a problem these days.

2. She said: Waste not, want not.

He said: Since when did you and Yoda become such good friends?

3. She said: There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

He said: You’re right; now put Tabby down.

4. She said: Well, that’s like the pot calling the kettle black.

He said: Yeah, that’s like the pot calling the hashish green!

5. She said: Spit in one hand and wish in the other. See which on fills up first.

He said: Work up a sweat and think up a dream. See which one gets you where you want to go faster.

He said: Dang, looks like rain.

2. She said: Waste not,, want not.

He said: what’s that you want?

3. She said: There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

He said: Wha? you wanna hit the sack?

4. She said: Well, that’s like the pot calling the kettle black.

He said: Pot? where?

5. She said: Spit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first.

He said: Sit on my face and su*k my wanker. See who fills up first. [ew sorry!]

My husband is not a dolt, and most men aren’t either, just having fun folks.

He said: “Have you been sneaking into my stash AGAIN???”

2. She said: Waste not, want not.

He said: “Don’t take any wooden nickels either” (sorry….this one STINKS, haha!!) Proves I’m a wastrel!

3. She said: There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

He said: “That’s the last time I let you hang around with that Lecter kid again!!”

4. She said: Well, that’s like the pot calling the kettle black.

He said: I’t’s just like YOU to play the race card!”

5. She said: Spit in one hand and wish in the other. See which on fills up first.

He said: “Neither sounds like any fun! Can’t we just…you know……do what we did last time…..?”

He said: Please share my umbrella

2. She said: Waste not, want not.

He said: Be a shame to waste that six-pack o’ beer, but when it’s gone, I’ll sure want another.

3. She said: There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

He said: Can you demonstrate with yours please?

4. She said: Well, that’s like the pot calling the kettle black.

He said: Vanessa Williams and Tyra Banks are total babeliciousi.

5. She said: Spit in one hand and wish in the other. See which on fills up first.

He said: Can we try that with your hands and not mine?