And not a bad word in sight.

They walked into the store, got a shopping cart and then my sister bought two pieces of gum from the gumball machine…..one for her and one for Matt. She put Matt in the seat and buckled him up, popped a gumball in Matt’s mouth and popped one in hers, and off she went shopping.

She had her cart pretty full and went to the checkout stand.

She was about 4th in line when she noticed the most handsome man she’d ever seen running the register. He looked up at my sister and she smiled back. Each time this hunky cashier would look up and smile at my sister, she’d give a big cutesy smile back at him.

She put all her goods on the checkout counter and moved up right in front of this hunky cashier, all the while smiling and flirting with him. She has a BIG smile.

She and the cashier exchanged a few little pleasantries and then she took off to her car with the bagged groceries and Matt still sitting in the cart seat.

She loaded all the groceries into the trunk of her car, got Matt into his carseat, opened the drivers door, sat in the seat and buckled up.

As any woman would do, she immediately reached for the rear-view mirror to make sure she looked good, considering all the flirting that went on inside the store.

She muffled with her hair and turned her head side to side, thinking she looked pretty hot…..then all of a sudden she smiled in the mirror.

To her horror, she had put black licorice gum in her mouth and her teeth were completely BLACK!

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