Ereuthophobia- Fear of the color red

and the best one…

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

RE:
I need really long words that mean funny things!?
My friend has a wall of odd funny words…for example:

Didaskaleinophobia

means: Fear of going to school

Things like that! Thanks!

A hemidemisemiquaver is half of half of half of a quarternote: i.e., a thirty-second note.

Coprophagous makes up in usefulness what it lacks in length; it means subsisting on dung.

There’s floccinaucinihilipilification, which is something of no value at all.

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According to my father who lived in Massachusetts and was a camp counselor on the lake, it means “You fish on your side and I’ll fish on my side, and no one will fish in the middle.”