A few days ago
lod506

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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A few days ago
Anonymous

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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A few days ago
ghouly05
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.

Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

The results of this monitoring are shown at the website below.

Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.

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A few days ago
ruth4526
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as chuck wanted him to chuck if the wood chuck could chuck wood, but chuck would not let the wood chuck chuck so the woodchuch would not chuck wood with chuck around. So no wood got chucked.
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A few days ago
wesley_1971
It would depend completely on the type of wood and also the distance being chucked
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A few days ago
Caroline
Lots of wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A few days ago
vogue doll
the wood chuck would chop off all the wood in the place
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A few days ago
Anonymous
chuck Norris

cheese biscuit

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A few days ago
John J
11.
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A few days ago
music man
3 4by4 squares every 5hrs. and 6 minuets
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A few days ago
Anonymous
wat the helll… wat a funny thing to ask.. .. . lmao . . . he’d chuck as much as he can b4 he throws up, but since a wood chuck, cant chuck wood, we dont wave to worry about the wood.. lolz HA HA
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