A few days ago
Anonymous

How do “please keep off the grass” signs get there?

How do “please keep off the grass” signs get there?

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A few days ago
london.oval

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The bionic frogs do single leaps, plant the sign and leap back again – blame it all on the bionic frogs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A few days ago
Chris S
Old people put them there. Old people are lighter and move so slowly, they can actually walk without disturbing the grass or leaving any signs they were there at all. Plus, they tend to yell “Get away from my lawn” anytime someone gets within 5 feet of the grass…
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A few days ago
Anonymous
The Martians hover over the grass in their spacecraft while lowering the sign.
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A few days ago
meme!
Clearly they are placed there by people who wish to keep others off the grass.

Usually with a valid reason.

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A few days ago
twinsisterwendy
When they plant the grass seeds, so when there is no grass yet, they also put the sign there 🙂
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A few days ago
michael2003c2003
Simple. The gardener who has the right to walk over any patch of grass puts it there.
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A few days ago
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everybody in the world knows that “keep off the grass” signs hover! seriously :p
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A few days ago
Anonymous
By hand and then get off the grass afterwards.
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A few days ago
kevin s
the person walks on the grass and places the sign. its a bit hypocritical if you ask me…
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A few days ago
Commodore
They get the Martians to hoover just above the lawn and inject the signs into the ground. Haven’t you seen them whilst you were mowing the lawns?
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