Hi i was assigned a story which have to include many geomery puns if anyone knows any puns to do with math tha

Note these puns have to be puns not jokes or riddles

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A few days ago

masince1986

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I am not sure whether these have to do with geometry, or just some sort of math:

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.

But I know that this one is:

Without geometry, life is pointless.

A few days ago

Norm

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