A few days ago
Anonymous

He said ___. She said___.?

Give me a new twist on the following familiar sayings:

1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said:

2. He said: These are the times that try men’s souls.

She said:

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said:

4. He said: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said:

5. He said: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

She said:

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A few days ago
Anonymous

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1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: Then don’t make me break my foot off in your a s s

2. He said: These are the times that try men’s souls.

She said: I put that paper out for the dog, you didn’t have to step in it

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: You’ll be lucky to get a composite filling on your dental plan

4. He said: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: If you can’t make me come get out of the bedroom?

5. He said: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Don’t count on getting layed tonight, Rooster boy

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A few days ago
Anonymous
1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: Heaven holds no delight for a Steelers fan

2. He said: These are the times that try men’s souls.

She said: “What is: The Boston Marathon, Alex?”

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: They’re in the glass by the bed, old man.

4. He said: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: Another Thanksgiving at Denny’s…

5. He said: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Don’t count your Malaria parasites until the Oocysts rupture and release Sporozoites

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A few days ago
nana4dakids
. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: If they can send one man to the moon, why can’t they send them all?

2. He said: These are the times that try men’s souls.

She said: You wanna go swimming, I just bought you a new pair of cement flippers.

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: If you would have kept your mouth shut, you would still have the ones the good Lord gave you.

4. He said: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: Then I guess your cooking tonight.

5. He said: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Well someone has to count them since you can’t count past 21 unless you naked.

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A few days ago
Amanda//
1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: Hell hath no fury like a man whined.

2. He said: These are the times that try men’s souls.

She said: These are the times that frizz my hair.

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: All I want for Christmas is you.

4. He said: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

5. He said: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Don’t count the promises before the commitment.

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A few days ago
winterlotus
1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: What a freaking piece of s!it you are!!!

2. He said: These are the times that try men’s souls.

She said: Men just don’t try hard enough.

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: Make sure you come straight home for dinner!

4. He said: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: Get your own dinner tonight.

5. He said: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Oh, go crack an egg!!

—–lol—–

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A few days ago
Guinness
1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: Life hath no purpose for a man un-horned.

2. He said: These are the times that try men’s souls.

She said: Men have souls?

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: I’ll thee what thanta can do thweetie.

4. He said: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: If you can’t handle my meat, just quit yer bitchin’.

5. He said: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: I’m sick ‘n tired of your fowl language.

hahaha, yulian? I’ve never seen an avatar match an answer so well! haha; also love the previous answers to number 4. 🙂

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A few days ago
I am Sunshine
1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: You ain’t seen ANYTHING, yet!

2. He said: These are the times that try men’s souls.

She said: Men have tried womens’ souls since the beginning of time!

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: Roger that! I hope it improves your appearance.

4. He said: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: That sounds great to me, as she exchanged her apron for his tv remote.

5. He said: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Not tonight, dear. I have a headache!!

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4 years ago
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A few days ago
stacey b
1. Furry or not I still have you besides I just had that thing mowed.
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A few days ago
Anonymous
He said sex, please. She said ask your hand to help you out.
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