A few days ago
Anonymous

Haiku Challenge 2 !!!!?

All right – I want to see how many of you can write a haiku about something– ANYTHING– that annoyed you today!

It can be something silly like this:

Another scorcher

When will Fall finally come?

Well Fall, I’m waiting…

Road rage can be fun

Flip someone off, and take off

Bahahahaha!

Remember — there are three lines in a Haiku

1st line – 5 syllables

2nd line – 7 syllables

3rd line – 5 syllables

OK – 1 -2 -3 Go!

Top 6 Answers
A few days ago
Anonymous

Favorite Answer

Two. That’s all. Just… …TWO!

It WAS dark out. …But …TWO BLOCKS?!

He called for a ride.

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4 years ago
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those are slightly previous and albeit yoinked, yet i assumed they could desire to be included with this sequence: computing device Crash Haikus: residing house windows NT crashed i’m the blue exhibit of demise no person hears your screams the cyber web web page you look for won’t be in a position to be placed yet limitless others exist blunders have occurred we will not inform you the place or why Lazy programmers Chaos reigns interior of replicate, repent, and reboot Order shall return Login incorrect purely appropriate spellers could enter this technique A report that massive? it must be very useful yet now it extremely is long previous Out of memory we want to hold the full sky yet we on no account will severe blunders All shortcuts have disappeared exhibit. strategies. the two are sparkling Having been erased, The rfile you’re searching for could desire to now be retyped A crash reduces your costly computing device to an effortless stone You step in the flow, however the water has moved in this web page isn’t right here stay the affected person process little nicely worth is your ire The community is down the day gone by it worked immediately that is not working residing house windows is like that there is a chasm of carbon and silicon the appliance won’t be in a position to bridge
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A few days ago
Marjo
Not feeling so well

Spewed up fourteen times today

Here it comes again.

You have no idea how bad I’ve been feeling today. I really did spew up fourteen times. I just woke up from being asleep and in bed for 20 hours and I haven’t eaten for 25 hours because I know that everything I eat will come out. I can only drink water and mum’s given me softdrinks to keep my energy up but I have a feeling that’ll come out soon. I’m gonna go to bed now so that means more sleep and another 10 hours without food (depends if I’m feeling better in the morning). If you haven’t already noticed this has really annoyed me today.

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A few days ago
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Interesting… OK, I do enjoy haiku’s so here it goes.

Husband play X-box

Madden Football get him pissed

Throws fit and I laugh

Hmm, think I prefer your haiku about road rage better.

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A few days ago
World
The-first-thing-that-did

was-ac-tua-lly-this-ques-tion

But-I-an-swer-it..

have a good day..fan of haiku too

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A few days ago
Anonymous
grocery check out

there’s some weird express lane math

fourteen is not twelve

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