http://www.startribune.com/389/v-print/story/534351.html

Maybe it would help if someone came up with a translator. Like Altavista’s babelfish. If people could switch things from one spelling system to another without doing a lot of work of their own, that might help them.

The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”.

But once again, I’ll give you the same answer.

Yes, I’m for it. And again, my name will finally be spelled correctly. And all those dolts that keep moving the letters in my name may actually comprehend that, “My name is not CLARA!!!!!!!”