A few days ago
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Catchphrase for safe alcohol use? EG: “Use alcohol in moderation” but a more witty, creative, funny one

Thanks!!

Top 9 Answers
A few days ago
dawgdart

Favorite Answer

Think When You Drink
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A few days ago
Dragon’sFire
Stay home and drink, as much as you want..

There is no moderation to alcohol!.

Feel good, just have a couple!.

Save your money, moderate use of alcohol!

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A few days ago
Anonymous
Drink less alcohol or you’ll need Tylenol.
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A few days ago
Insanity
One or two is good for you

But three or four, and out the door.

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A few days ago
I
Use alcohol unless it abuses you.
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A few days ago
rockman
Limit three, numbskull!
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A few days ago
Anonymous
“Don’t get so drunk you choke to death on your own vomit!”

“Don’t drink and drive and kill some innocent person and spend the rest of your natural life in prison”

“Don’t pass out and get raped by some perv”

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A few days ago
Anonymous
there is no safe use because its use impairs you 100% judgment which you need 100% to survive
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A few days ago
mama29
Wet your whistle, but don’t drown it.
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