A few nights ago, Albert, better known as the Prince of our party scene, decided we should all get together and again, Party Like its 1999. I knew it would be Kool, And we called all The Gang to get together for our Celebration. John, a guy we all knew from summers at Mellen Camp, was in town and said he’d certainly be stopping by for our Wild Night. John and Hank, one of the Williams’ boys, soon got Whiskey Bent and a little Hell Bound. Hillary, who was hitting the Duff beer pretty hard, began lighting candles and Playing with Fire. Just then, The Doors flew open, and John ran in holding a Molotov cocktail yelling “Light My Fire.” We were all Talking and laughing, but everyone’s Heads spun in his direction as he dropped the cocktail, and we all realized he was Burning Down the House. The Allman Brothers shouted “Follow us, there’s only One Way Out.” We called 911, and George, The Fireman, showed up with his crew and went Strait to work putting the fire out. One of The Men, from Baha, Mexico asked if there was anyone Who Let the Dogs Out or cats or other possible victims. Albert’s English bulldog, Elvis, was freed just in time as the water dowsed the flames and came down like Kentucky Rain. With all the Fall Out from the situation, The Police showed up and hauled us all in, ending our night of fun.

LOL….that was fun…..decided to do a story for added effect…lol

This looks like a challenge!!

1-2 PAUL went to speak with his lawyer. WITH A LITTLE LUCK, the McCARTNEY fortune will stay intact.

IN SPITE OF ALL THE DANGER, he feels confident that his former wife Heather will not ruin him.

3-4 ALISON KRAUSS has the voice of an angel. Her song, A LIVING PRAYER, demonstrates this opinion of mine.

I would say she’s THE LUCKY ONE but I know that luck has nothing to do with her success.

5-7 JOHN DENVER and his wife ANNIE remained friends, after their divorce. For a long while he claimed she was “SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS.” The RHYMES & REASONS of why some relationships make it and others don’t is such a mystery.

Maybe he was just LOOKING FOR SPACE.

8-9 When I had the opportunity to meet PETER,PAUL AND MARY after their concert, I thought I was dreaming. IF I HAD A HAMMER I would have knocked myself in the head to make sure I was truely awake. I told them how much I appreciated the time they allowed me to speak with them. Paul smiled and said, DON’T THINK TWICE, IT’S ALRIGHT.

10. In 1964 I saw the BEATLES first American concert. (I really◄ did!) I was hysterical the entire evening. I told JOHN , I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND at the top of my voice. My girldriend chimed in: “It’s true. SHE LOVES YOU, she really does.”

I’m sorry, officer, I was BLINDED BY THE LIGHTS on THE STREETS so I didn’t see that stop sign.

JIMMY EAT(s) the WORLD tonight, but it’s SWEETNESS will cause him some PAIN in the morning.

I got into the DEATH CAB and noticed the CROOKED TEETH of the driver. He said, “don’t worry, I have a TITLE AND REGISTRATION for this vehicle.”

There is NOTHING BETTER than SLEEPING IN while the POSTAL SERVICE is delivering your mail.

On the FIRST DAY OF MY LIFE, I emerged from my mother’s womb with BRIGHT EYES and a scream.

The MODEST MOUSE FLOAT(ed) ON the bit of driftwood after the flood.

THE SHINS of the amputee continued to itch, even after they were gone after being shot by PINK BULLETS; the nurse says that this sensation is known as PHANTOM LIMBS.

President Bush likes to arrive at the BLOC PARTY by HELICOPTER, just to show who’s in charge.

SOMEBODY TOLD ME that THE KILLERS of all of the assasinated presidents in history all have three names.

And my favorite:

I had to BLINK 182 times to get ALL THE SMALL THINGS out of my eyes!

That was a really fun game, thanks for the time-killer! =)

Bronwen – 🙂 great question, but I think I am more than one “token” over the line…..

Dear MARVIN,

I do care for you, but there’s some disturbing news and I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE. Yes, and from your all too jocund paramour GAYE too. I must tell you that I simply CAN”T STAND THE RAIN one more moment. Your other all too gushy mushy friend ANN threw me for a loop you know, and I’ve been feeling quite PEEBLESed ever since.

There are many TEMPTATIONS in life, but are these JUST MY IMAGINATION I wonder…. ? Hmmmmm.

I’d like to REACH OUT to you because of all FOUR of my lovers, you are by far THE TOPS. OTIS says that perhaps I can gain clarity by SITTING ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY while I contemplate all of this. Yet as you know, REDDING does not exactly have a surfeit of water.

I gaze out my windows and THE DOORS thinking on how much you truly LIGHT MY FIRE. All the while, many small birds and THE ANIMALS gather round me in the morning air as light falls on these four walls, and this is now truly a HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN. You have brought your soulful ATMOSPHERE to my natural habitat, yet the mathematical simplicity of JOY is seldom multiplied by our vast DIVISION. Clouds gather all around me and I hear a THUNDERCLAP rolling in from nearby NEWMAN and it’s no mystery that there’s SOMETHING IN THE AIR.

The ticket for that MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA waits for me, now weathered & crumpled at the bottom of my underwear drawer. And yes, I have spoken with GLADYS just the other day over the fence. She told me with her usual certainty that there is no white KNIGHT to rescue me now. Life it seems is full of PIPS with all too few grapes.

I don’t really want to take that late train to Atlanta again, but I must ask you now, “DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?” More than anything in the world, I want your LOVIN”, but the way you dole it out with that miniscule SPOONFUL of reticence, I no longer get GOOD VIBRATIONS from you at all.

Well, this is the end of my note to you. Is it the end of everything? I hold the picture of The BEACH where once we spent many days having wild monkey sex and I keep these memories close in my heart. Yet, I must wonder if you have perhaps switched teams and gone to join the BOYS instead?

Sealed with a KISS to my PRINCE,

Au Clair de Lune

Nirvana

Maddonna wants to get into the groove with her kaballah kit

Billy Jean is not Michael Jacksons lover

Kanye West wishes he was stronger

Justin Timberland took sexy back and got a refund

Britney Spears says GIMME MORE but got more than she bargained for

Avril Lavigne wishes she had a girlfriend who appreciated her ugly clothes

Jessica Simpson told nick “i think im inlove with you” and he said i think im inlove with vanessa

Nelly furtado wishes she wasnt a maneater then she wouldnt have to take her kids with her everytime she toured

Yes

Are you taking over from Sunshine???

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