2. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin: “WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?”

3. The most frightening thing I ever saw was “THE HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES”.

4. The sermon in church yestersday was on “PRIDE & PREJUDICE.”

5. I love the old shows on TV Land because “AND THEN THERE WERE NONE.”

2. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin: “Millionaire Next Door”

3. The most frightening this I ever saw was “Freakenomics”.

4. The sermon in church yestersday was on “Bink goes Boo”.

5. I love the old shows on TV Land because “Drug Facts and Compairisons”.

2. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin: _The Great Taos Stage Robbery________

3. The most frightening this I ever saw was _I forget, GO ASK ALICE__.

4. The sermon in church yestersday was on _The Holy Bible__.

5. I love the old shows on TV Land because _of GUNMOKE___.

2. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin: THE STORY OF MY FEELINGS (Laurie Berkner)

3. The most frightening this I ever saw was THE CAT WHO WENT UP THE CREEK (Lilian Jackson Braun)

4. The sermon in church yestersday was on AFTER THE CORN BEEF AND CABBAGE (Kay O’Pectate)

5. I love the old shows on TV Land because SOMETIMES IT TICKLES (Armand Van Assche)

That got my brain going this morning!

2] We interrupt this program for a special bulletin: John Q Public has just been named Lord of the Flies. [Golding]

3] The most frightening thing I ever saw was The Elephant Man. [sparks]

4] The sermon in church yesterday was on All Creatures, Great and Small. [Herriot]

5] I love the old shows on TV Land because they provide A Separate Peace [knowles] and transcend me Far From the Madding Crowd. [hardy]

2. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin: __Run, Jane, Run_______

3. The most frightening this I ever saw was __a Ghost and Mr. Chicken________.

4. The sermon in church yestersday was on ___Love Thy Neighbor_________.

5. I love the old shows on TV Land because ___there are fewer commercials__________.

How’s that…. ha,ha,haaaa.

#2. We interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin: SOMETHING WONDERFUL is gong to happen, (Judith McNaught)

#3. The most frightening thing I ever saw was the HEART OF A WARRIOR. (Johanna Lindsey)

#4. The sermon in church yesterday was on A KINGDOM OF DREAMS. (Judith Mc Naught)

#5. I love the old movies on TV Land because they are a THRILL (Jackie Collins) and a TENDER TRIUMPH (Judith Mc Naught) over THE DECEPTION (Catherine Coulter) of most of today’s TV!

2. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin: “One True Thing.” (by Anna Quindlen)

3. The most frightening thing I ever saw was “Indian Killer.” (by Sherman Alexie)

4. The sermon in church yesterday was on “Difficult Loves.” (by Italo Calvino)

5. I love the old shows on TV land because “Black Elk Speaks.” (by John G. Neihardt–NOT Black Elk)

We interrupt thi program for a special bulletin: “Late night Murder”

The most frightening thing I ever saw was, “The Diamond Girls”