Sherlock Holmes looked at the murder scene and picked up a shiny new dollar. Turning to his faithful companion, Tonto, he exclaimed, ” Who the hell are you?!” Just then a fast-paced polka could be heard from the moors. His companion said, “Oh, no, I think I’m in the wrong story.” Holmes just smiled and skipped along to the beat.

After all, he knew everything. He was, in his own words a master of folk-dances.

Hope that helps =3

Sherlock Holmes looked at the murder scene and picked up a cotton embroidered hand kerchief . Turning to his faithful companion, Clueso, he exclaimed, ” Curses Clueso!!! They beat us to it again! This has a little yellow sun embroidered on it!” Just then a galloping sound could be heard from the moors. His companion said, ” Oh, no, I think it’s Sunshine and Matt Dillon!” Holmes just smiled and and nodded with silent appreciation.

After all, he knew everything. He was, in his own words a

master of deception!

Sherlock Holmes looked at the murder scene and picked up a dead fish. Turning to his faithful companion, Michael Jackson, he exclaimed, “Something smells fishy.” Just then a gun shot could be heard from the moors. His companion said, ” Oh, no, I think there is a fish killer on the loose.” Holmes just smiled and laughed so hard that he fell on the floor.

After all, he knew everything. He was, in his own words a

master of seafood.

Sherlock Holmes looked at the murder scene and picked up a _Queen of Hearts_. Turning to his faithful companion, ___Hecurle Poroit (he had ditched Holmes after the Baskervilles incident)__, he exclaimed, ” __What in the bloody hell am i supposed to do with this?_.” Just then a _loud cry of exultation __ could be heard from the moors. His companion said, ” Oh, no, I think __Ms. Marple is playing strip poker again__.” Holmes just smiled and __said, “no my friend, Rummie”___. After all, he knew everything. He was, in his own words a master of __card games__.

Sherlock Holmes looked at the murder scene and picked up a TRASH COMPACTOR. Turning to his faithful companion, RINGO, he exclaimed, ” MAYBE THIS IS WHERE ALL YOUR ALBUMS WENT.” Just then a SINGING DOG could be heard from the moors. His companion said, ” Oh, no, I think THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE ME.” Holmes just smiled and BARKED QUIETLY.

After all, he knew everything. He was, in his own words a

master of STUPID PET TRICKS.

Sherlock Holmes looked at the murder scene and picked up a prostitute. Turning to his faithful companion, jack the ripper he exclaimed, ” **** its the cops, they have seen us.” Just then a siren could be heard from the moors. His companion said, ” Oh, no, I think you have to do yourself tonight.” Holmes just smiled and winked at sherlock.

After all, he knew everything. He was, in his own words a

master of his domain

Sherlock Holmes looked at the murder scene and picked up a dirty pair of old socks.

Turning to his faithful companion, Garfield the cat, he exclaimed, “This case is a duesy. Apparently they victim died of pure fright, knocked his socks off!”

Just then a fire alarm could be heard from the moors.

His companion said, “Oh, no, I think I must have left the oven on! My pizza will be burned!”

Holmes just smiled and said, “You did leave it on, but not to worry, I turned it off right before I ate the pizza.”

After all, he knew everything. He was, in his own words a master of Italian food.

while the area alien stepped out of the unidentified flying merchandise he glanced on the team, OMG..He appeared merely like Jonathan Ross on a stable day. A reporter from the sunlight yelled out, howdy mate are you on the topic of Jonathon Ross, if no longer whats your call asked a touch large woman on the front of the team. The alien spoke back Yingtang why whats yours. He replaced into wearing silver and gold glitter bell bottoms and he jogged my memory of the lead singer from the Bee Gees As he walked to the microphone to handle the team I without warning had the urge for some jive talking, he appeared at me and yelled, thank you to flow woman, thank you to flow.