Wow – it was an arbitrary choice for me to open this question and now I’m racking my brain trying to use these words! It’s not like I don’t have better things to do – I’m sitting in my living room with an array of work to do; my laundry is askew and my fiance isn’t showing much apathy by helping out with it (this isn’t an anomaly :-)) I could appall him by asking him to articulate just why he shouldn’t get up and help, but he might freak out and call the cops, who would probably come apprehend me. If I got arrested, I’d have to assimilate to a night behind bars. Not to mention that I might get stuck with a mediator who would have to arbitrate our dispute. Whew – I’m glad I’m done…

This is an arbitrary array of words to assimulate and articulate in one paragraph. While this should appall me (because it is, no doubt, your homework), whether it is an anomaly on my part that I like to complete what I begin, or that I have a feeling of apathy, I would not want to arbitrate the issue. Anyway, I apprehend that you should do the work, not someone else. Any paragraph someone else does would end up askew anyway. So you had better do it yourself.

In an arbitrary manner, I picked your question from an array of questions. I am often appalled by the way people articulate on this site, their typing skills or apathy to English grammar sometimes obvious. Sentences which arbitrate various opinions sometimes present some slightly askew views of society. I find some individuals need to assimilate with other’s views somewhat of an anomaly in this independent thinking society. I guess our involvement is better than the usual apathy encountered toward people requiring help. On the other hand, our need to arbitrate some pretty petty issues is sometimes laughable. For those able to articulate their opinions intelligently, I’m grateful. For those who can’t form a simple sentence, I wish the police could apprehend them and put them away.