A few days ago
Being “have”…What the %#$@ does that mean?
A lady about 30 was struggling with her young son in the mall yesterday. He was so damn bad! Anyway, he was kicking and screaming and turning all red in the face. She was so embarrassed and frustrated. I was thinking to myself, “that’s sad.”
Finally she snatches him up and takes him to the side and whispers, “Nicholas, you’re gonna get it young man!…’Cuz you’re not “bein’ have”!”
I paused for a second. Then I burst out laughing. Being “have”? I guess she meant “behaving”. But I’m sure little Nick doesn’t know that. Poor guy’s grammar and syntax is going to be all screwed up.
Your thoughts….
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A few days ago
Favorite Answer
You have WAAAYYY too much time on your hand sto make up such a convoluted story. Now, go work on world peace, please….
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A few days ago
good thing them there kids end up havin’ to go to them fancy schools for some book learin’. and people say home-schooling is a bad idea, whatever for?
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A few days ago
I’ve always heard it like
Mom grabs kid and yells, “Behave!!!”
Kid says, “But Mom, I’m bein’ have!”
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A few days ago
You figured out what she meant. So your question is . . . ?
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A few days ago
You have got to be kiddin!?!? What a moron.
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