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Does anyone know any euphemisms for FARTING?

Does anyone know any euphemisms for FARTING?

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I hope you don’t mind a whole bunch of them! I I left out some of them — too gross.

Anal Salute

Blast the chair

Bottom blast

Break wind

Butt burp

Butt trumpet

Butt tuba

Buttock bassoon

Cut a stinker

Cut the cheese

Cut the wind

Drop a bomb

Flatulate

Float an air biscuit

Funky rollers

HUMrrhoids

Honk

Let a Beefer

Let one

Let each little bean be heard

Mating call of the barking spider

One-gun salute

Pass gas

Pass wind

Poot

Puff, the Magic Dragon!

Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time

Rectal honk

Rectal shout

Shoot the cannon

Singe the [noun] (e.g. carpet)

Step on a duck

The colonic calliope

The gluteal tuba

Toot your own horn

Trouser cough

Trouser trumpet

And there’s the one my ex-husband used to shout:

“Speak, O toothless one!”

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A few days ago
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SBD (silent but deadly… yuck)

Passing gas

don’t know others, except NOT euphemisms

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A few days ago
Anonymous
Cut the cheese.
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A few days ago
Anonymous
This one came from my grandmother..

“cutting a rose.”

If you had known my grandmother, you would realize how absolutely hilarious that was!

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A few days ago
Holdin’ on to Hope
fluffing, puffing, cutting the cheese, tooting
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A few days ago
Beau D. Satva
“Hey, who condescended to break wind?
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A few days ago
bdhx
some asshole talking **** behind your back, please forgive the cussing.
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