RunningMan: That’s not a question.

Twaz: Yes it is.

RunningMan: No, it’s not.

Twaz: I want an answer.

RunningMan: I told you an answer.

Twaz: No you didn’t.

RunningMan: Yes I did!

Twaz: Didn’t.

RunningMan: Did.

Twaz: Didn’t.

RunningMan: I’m telling you I did!

Twaz: You did not!

RunningMan: I’m sorry, You want to know the answer to this question?

Twaz: Yes

RunningMan: Fine. Thank you. Anyway I answered you twice now.

Twaz: You most certainly did not.

RunningMan: Now, let’s get one thing quite clear… I most definitely answered you!

Twaz: You did not.

RunningMan: Yes I did.

Twaz: You did not.

RunningMan: Yes I did.

Twaz: Didn’t.

RunningMan: Yes I did.

Twaz: Didn’t.

RunningMan: Yes I did!!

Twaz: Look I don’t want an argument. I want to know the answer to this question.

RunningMan: But that isn’t a question! It’s a statement!

Twaz: The difference is moot.

RunningMan: No it isn’t.

Twaz: Yes it is.

RunningMan: It is not.

Twaz: It is. You just answered me.

RunningMan: No I didn’t.

Twaz: Ooh, you did!

RunningMan: No, no, no, no, no.

Twaz: You did, just then.

RunningMan: No, nonsense!

Twaz: Oh, look this is futile.

RunningMan: No it isn’t.

Twaz: I came here for to find out the answer to this question.

RunningMan: No you didn’t, you came here for an answer to “What is the answer to this question?” …which is a question.

Twaz: Well, a question and a statement aren’t the same thing!

RunningMan: They can be.

Twaz: No they can’t. An answer is a statement intended to establish a definite conclusion to a question.

RunningMan: No it isn’t.

Twaz: Yes it is. It isn’t just a metaphorical response.

RunningMan: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.

Twaz: So don’t argue! That’s not an answer!

RunningMan: Yes it is.

Twaz: No it isn’t, an answer is an intellectual process.

RunningMan: No it isn’t.

Twaz: Yes it is.

RunningMan: Not at all.

Twaz: Now look!

RunningMan: Thank you, good morning.

Twaz: What?

RunningMan: That’s it. Good morning.

Twaz: But I was just getting interested.

RunningMan: Sorry time is up.

Twaz: But I didn’t get an answer! That’s no answer!

RunningMan: I’m afraid it was.

Twaz: No it wasn’t.

RunningMan: I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to answer any more.

Twaz: What!? You didn’t answer in the first place.

RunningMan: If you want me to go on answering, you’ll have to submit an Answer Agreement.

Twaz: Oh come on! This is ridiculous.

RunningMan: I’m very sorry, but I told you I’m not allowed to answer unless it’s in writing.

Twaz: Oh. All right….There you are.

RunningMan: Thank you.

Twaz: Well?

RunningMan: Well what?

Twaz: What is the answer to this question???

RunningMan: I told you I’m not allowed to answer unless you’ve signed an Answer Agreement.

Twaz: I just did.

RunningMan: No you didn’t.

Twaz: I did! I did! I did!

RunningMan: No you didn’t.

Twaz: Look I just want an answer!

RunningMan: Well I’m very sorry but you didn’t sign the agreement.

Twaz: Aha! Well if I didn’t sign the agreement, why are you still answering? I got you!

RunningMan: No you haven’t.

Twaz: Yes I have… if you’re answering I must have signed.

RunningMan: Not necessarily. I could be answering in my spare time.

Twaz: I’ve had enough of this.

RunningMan: No you haven’t.