Was it..? No. Was it..? No, it wasn’t him. Was

it..? No, it wasn’t him, either. Was it..? Uh-uh.

Not him. Was it..? No, it definitely wasn’t him.

Was it..? Nah, it couldn’t have been him, him,

him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, or

even him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him…

or even him!

One second. I forgot to ask you: Exactly how many

guesses do I get? Because I know it wasn’t him,

him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, or him.

However, all that being said, it’s just possible

that it’s George Bush, Sr. (Not that that’s saying

a whole lot for him! I didn’t even like the guy he

served as v.p. for.) You know who I mean: Ronald

Reagan. Want to hear my impersonation of him?

Reagan, I mean. Okay. Here goes.

This is him, answering an interviewer’s question:

“Uh… well…”