Loved the list–lol.

The wind surfers who can’t swim seems true. Maybe the hang gliding, too…too many variables for suicidal types, most likely.

Definitely Custer was the first man to wear an Arrow shirt… I read somewhere that he was a dandy.

(Did you know some archers wear them, too?)

Some animal rights groups can get pretty flaky, but no…I don’t think there’s a shortage of horseshoes…unless the metal has to be used for making planes or something.

Now, birds in planes NEED vets…Just imagine it: the people see a flock of birds flying about never wearing their seat belts and prob’ly smokin’ and the people think of Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’ and they get mad and swat the birds with those dumb airline magazines and feathers fly… [EVERYbody’s flying!!!]… Yeah for the vets. (Veterinarians need steady work, anyway)

The license for Easter eggs I can’t believe, sorry. The bunnies won’t give them up to hunters without one heck of a fight/flight anyway. The hunters may as well set up the licenses for target practice…

I can’t match your humor, but it was fun to read!…thx

just the other day i was concerned about the shortage of horseshoes, but i thought it was because of all the jacka**s wearing boots!

and the easter egg law is great too, because cruelty to animals is wrong, whether their in or out of the egg!

And your right about the archers! remember, you can also tell a sailor by his “stern” look!

lol good Q!