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Can anybody answer any of these questions? Part 2?

If the professor who is stranded on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Doesn’t the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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1. Maybe coconuts are not waterproof????

2. Goofy is a “humanized” cartoon animal; Pluto is just a cartoon dog.

3. Wiley E. Coyote is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

4. Mineral oil….very funny.

5. Yes, but I did NOT try to sing them because I already knew that.

Great questions! Thanks!

God Bless.



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1. If he did the show would end.

2. Goofy doen’t realise he’s a dog. Micky and Minnie stand on 2 leggs too.

3. As you know Wiley E. Coyote is an idiot. He’s landed on his head once too often.

4. Not babies.

5. Yes they do.

6. No, I have seen this question before and sang them both that time.


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1) The whole bottom of the boat is gone

—-everybody is not a boat builder.

2) That’s how the script was written,

—-The Mouse & Duck walk on legs too.

3) He can’t buy a Roadrunner Dinner,

— No one can catch the damn bird !

4) Baby Oil, Duh, what did you think ?

—-Vegetable Oil, Corn Oil, Baby Oil

5) They were written by the same Person,

—-Jacaus St.Johnansen, noted writer

6) Just Human Nature, I guess, to hum

—-it to see if you were right.


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There’s a big difference between a professor and a nautical engineer.

Well that’s why they called him Goofy…

Because roadrunners are really, really annoying. Food was secondary thing.

Puppies tears.

It kinda sounds like it.

I didn’t. I hummed them. Because you asked me to.