Can you write a parody?
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Hey Dude
Hey, Dude, don’t feel so sad
You drank Mad Dog; but don’t feel better
Remember, you let her into your heart
Now you’re apart. So much the better.
Hey, Dude, don’t be afraid
You were not made to go out and get her
The minute you start to go out with your kin
The DA begins, to write you a letter
And when it’s time that they arraign, hey Dude, refrain
Don’t carry that girl off on your shoulders
Hey don’t you know that it’s not cool, to stare and drool
I know, I saw, your rap sheet folder
Hey, Dude! You put that down
That gun is loaded, I’m just the messenger
Remember, you let her into your heart
You’re not so smart, don’t be a better.
So let it out and let it in, hey Dude, begin
You’re not to find cousins to perform with
And don’t you know that it’s just you, hey, Dude,
You knew, the law would come down on you like a boulder.
Hey, Dude, this ain’t Baghdad
This isn’t ping pong, time to do better
Remember, you let her into your heart
The rest of your life, you could be a debtor, debtor, debtor, debtor wooooooohh.
Naaah, nnaaah naaah nah nah naaaaa
Hey Dude!!
Fast Food Paradise
As I walk through the playplace with a burger in my hand
I take a bite and realize it’s very bland
But that is just great for a guy like me
‘Cause I eat every day at big Micky D’s
At 4:30 in the morning I’m in front of the door
Although the late night worker just finished moppin’ the floor. . . fool
I’m their top patron I’ve been comin’ so long
Even old Ronald thinks my mind has gone
I’m a man made of ham, I got so many chins
My legs are so chunky that I cannot see my shins
But if you finish your big mac, and I finish mine,
Then we can buy another 199
I’ve been livin’ most my life
Living in a fast food paradise
Eat a burger with some fries
Livin’ in a fast food paradise
Lots of soft drinks with some ice
Living in a fast food paradise
Bein’ fat is not a vice
Living in a fast food paradise
A guy from the green grocers scolded me last week
But I just smiled, and filled my other cheek
I don’t really mind that I don’t eat nothin’ green
‘Cause eatin’ too much salad makes you skinny and mean
But I ain’t never ate a salad; It would really be too much
Don’t see no greases drippin’? It got no Golden Touch
I like to eat my french fries from a massivley big vat
And to drown all of my burgers in a layer of fat, fool
I like my chicken nuggets, they are so very dear
A day without preservatives is my greatest fear
But I’m not a tater tot, so please give me more grease
I just wanna be really obese
There’s no fruit, no greens, no vegetables
Not a sinlge healthy thing
‘Supersize it’ is our motto
D’you hear fat sizzlin’?
I’ve been livin’ most my life
Living in a fast food paradise
Ten burgers will suffice
Living in a fast food paradise
Eatin’ junk food is so nice
Living in a fast food paradise
Devour burgers with two bites
Living in a fast food paradise
See those Golden Arches, mouth begins to water
Think of chicken nuggets, and of tater totters
You think you’re really bloated? You think your so obese?
Maybe after another eight hundred burgers with cheese
My belly pokes out from my pants and my belt is always tight
Me without a six-foot belly would just not look quite right
So don’t be skinny, and even worse don’t be crabby
Or I might just have to make your belly really flabby
I’ve been spendin’ most my life
Living in a fast food paradise
We should all be dead by rights
Living in a fast food paradise
The french fry lady is my wife
Living in a fast food paradise
Takin’ fatness to new heights
Living in a fast food paradise
Ooooooooooooooooooh… Burp
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