some serios some stupid….

Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up either.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

You laugh because I’m different………..

I laugh cause your ugly

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

the pain ends the beauty remains

to love oneself is to start a life long romance

eagles may soar but weasles dont get stuck in jet engines.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

all through our lifes people will come and go but true friends leave foot prints on the heart

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

I have more but I am board of this now…

“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”-John Keating(Robin Williams), Dead Poets Society Without poets, without artists, men would soon weary of nature’s monotony. The sublime idea men have of the universe would collapse with dizzying speed. The order which we find in nature, and which is only an effect of art, would at once vanish. Everything would break up in chaos. There would be no seasons, no civilization, no thought, no humanity; even life would give way, and the impotent void would reign everywhere. -Guillaume Apollinaire Art is an experience, not the formulation of a problem. -Lindsay Anderson All your life you are told the things you cannot do. All your life they will say you’re not good enough or strong enough or talented enough; they will say you’re the wrong height or the wrong weight or the wrong type to play this or be this or achieve this. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, a thousand times no, until all the no’s become meaningless. All your life they will tell you no, quite firmly and very quickly. AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES -Anon Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing. -Harriet Braiker Death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while. Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. -Japanese Proverb You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. -Anon Engrave this Quote Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves. -Henri Frederic Amiel A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Green Day’s Words of Wisdom:

“There’s nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends how good you are at it.”

-Billie Joe Armstrong

“Never run in the rain with your socks on!”

-Billie Joe Armstrong

“It’s a known fact that dogs are going to take over the world.”

-Mike Dirnt

“No man can eat fifty eggs!”

-Tre Cool

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Pray without ceasing

the Bible

I have a couple:

“Ask not what your country can do for you: ask what you can do for your country.” – John F. Kennedy

“God does not play dice.” – Albert Einstein

“Fair is foul and foul is fair.” – William Shakepeare, in his play Macbeth

Enjoy the quotes 🙂

Shakespeare said “true words are often spoke as jest”

That is how you know what a person really thinks about you.

“It was when I was happiest that I longed most…The sweetest thing in all my life has been the longing…to find the place where all the beauty came from.”

–Till We Have Faces

C.S. Lewis

“The French are Germans with good food.” – Mike Royko

“This is like deja vu all over again.” Yogi Berra

“Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, give up!”

– Sir Winston Churchill

It was his total speech to the leaving class at Eton College one year. 7 words which epitomised his life.

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” I guess a man is about as happy as he sets his mind to be”

– Abraham Lincoln

16th president of the USA