A few days ago
Anonymous

What are the wittiest quotes youve ever heard?

e.g. Money is like a bad woman, it never stops being a problem.

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A few days ago
subfornow

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

Oscar Wilde

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

– More quotations on: [Enemies] [Forgiveness]

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

Oscar Wilde

– More quotations on: [America]

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

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A few days ago
Warren
How can we be sure that we are not impostors?

Jacques Lacan (1901 – 1981)

French philosopher and psychiatrist.

I think I could be a good woman if I had five thousand a year.

William Makepeace Thackeray (1811 – 1863)

British novelist.

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4 years ago
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properly, it isn’t the main inspirational that i’ve got heard yet… “Shoot for the moon, even if in case you fail you will land between the celebs.” The source that i got here across exchange into Les Brown. besides the shown fact that, varied situations the quote’s author is listed as an unknown.
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A few days ago
OO
Try anything by Dorothy Parker
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A few days ago
guramiii
There are:

–two kinds of secrets: those that are not worth keeping and those that are too good to keep.

–two kinds of statistics: the kind that you look up and the kind that you make up.

–two kinds of people: the hopeless romantics who threw coins into the fountain and the realists who fished them all out.

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A few days ago
Anonymous
Don’t be stranger, visit your in-laws
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