Steven Wright is hilarious, check out more of his stuff.

quite intersting

hmm well

here are some few quotes for u

hope u will like it

“if u cant defeat ur opponents with ur intelligence then baffel them with bullshit”

UNCERTAINITY CAN NEVER BE THE STARTING POINT OF ANYTHING

and

GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES

and others are like

>> road to the success is always under construction

>>Born free; Taxed to death.

>>If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

>>”Sometimes you eat the bear.

Sometimes the bear eats you”

>>”It is better to live than exist”

>>”Life is 2 short, so live it 2 the fullest”

>>”We work to Live, not live to work”

>>”smile. it confuses ppl. & dance like no one’s looking, sing like no one’s listening, and live like its the last moment”

>>”If you stand for nothing, you’ll fall for anything”

>>”I AM being nice, You should see me when I’m not!”

>>”Love is tender and knows no gender”

>>”You dont know what you have until you lose it”

>>”Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe”

>>”What Comes Around Goes Around”