A few days ago
blondee

Tell me some of the goofiest quotes, where you just cant help but smile?

Tell me some of the goofiest quotes, where you just cant help but smile?

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A few days ago
Anonymous

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I love this quote!!

“Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.”

~Tommy Cooper

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A few days ago
hottotrot1_usa
famous stuff by Yogi Bera:

” It ain’t over ’til it’s over ”

“Never answer an anonymous letter”

” I usually take a two hour nap from one to four”

” It’s deja vu all over again”

” When you come to a fork in the road….Take it ”

” I didn’t really say everything I said ”

Yogi on the 1969 NY Mets…..” overwhelming underdogs ”

When asked what time is was……” you mean now?”

” I want to thank you for making this day necessary”

……… Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947

On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh ” We made too many wrong mistakes”

” You can observe a lot by watching ”

” The future ain’t what it used to be ”

” It gets late early out here”

” If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be ”

” If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them ”

from: http://www.yogiberra.com/yogi-isms.html

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A few days ago
kent j
When the Chicago Bulls were in their hey day winning 6 NBA championships (1990’s) I heard an announcer say: “Michael Jordan is the Babe Ruth of the 20th century”
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A few days ago
Danuta B
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Benchley, Robert
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A few days ago
mary
The song “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”. Anyway that’s as close as I can get to the title. It is so funny and so hard sometimes to do. This song brings always a smile or laughter to me and my friends.
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A few days ago
*Jen*
I wish I was a gloworm

a gloworm’s never glum

’cause how can you be sad

when the sun shines out your bum?

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A few days ago
DeeDee
Men aren’t attracted to me for my MIND, they are attracted to me for what I DONT MIND!
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