There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. ~Winston Churchill

No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill

The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse’s ears. ~Arabian Proverb

To ride a horse is to ride the sky. ~Author Unknown

It’s a lot like nuts and bolts – if the rider’s nuts, the horse bolts! ~Nicholas Evans

Feeling down? Saddle up. ~Author Unknown

To me, horses and freedom are synonymous. ~Veryl Goodnight

The horse is God’s gift to mankind. ~Arabian Proverb

A woman needs two animals – the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it. ~Author Unknown

“We give dogs time we can spare,

space we can spare and love we can spare.

And in return, dogs give us their all.

It’s the best deal man has ever made”

“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture

unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own

in the conversation.”

“Behind every sucessful rancher is a wife who works in town.”

“One good thing about Alzheimer’s – You get to hide your own Easter eggs!”

” A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk I have a work station…”

“You know stuff about everyone.

You won’t starve without a can opener.

You can pick something to watch in less than 5 clicks of the TV remote.

You can distract an entire roomful of men just by reapplying lipstick.

When you fight, you fight to kill.

Your garage actually has space for your car.

You have the inherent ability to ask for driving directions when necessary, and the presence of mind to take them with you when you go.

PMS means you’re right. About anything. Got a problem with that?”

“Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.”

I hope that answered it.

best friends are sisters that destiny forgot to give you

you love to hate the person who you hate to love.